Some Tips to Prevent or Cure Blue Waffles Disease

Blue waffles. When women hear this, chills always go down their spines. It also sends chills down mine. Because imagine if you go to a club and you somehow manage to win the finest cutlet there only to go back to your place. Then find out through the most horrifying way possible that she has blue waffles. Judging by the images I have seen, I would be shaken to the core if I saw it live.

Now, blue waffles are meant to turn a woman’s vagina blue. A Waffle is a slang for vagina. Now, blue waffles are mostly common in women, and it’s a sexually transmitted disease affecting people with weak immune systems. You can say that it’s one of those diseases that does not remain in you forever but, it does not go away on its own.

So, What Exactly are Blue Waffles?

A common question asked by the people who want to know more about the disease to prevent it. However, blue waffle is an undefined disease which makes you question, is this thing real? Or is it just another hoax to scare the shit out of teens who occasionally sleep around? Now, it has been stated from time to time that it is caused by a several types of bacteria. Therefore, there are many ways of preventing this disease.

Prevention

Now, this disease, as mentioned above, is due to a combination of bacteria and now there are ways of preventing it.

A) Abstain from Having Multiple Partners

People, you may need to bust a nut or get your rocks off but, you cannot keep looking for different partners every night. You need to only link up with one partner of whom you should ensure that he or she is not the type to go and cheat while in a relationship. Otherwise, you may have to be looking at your blue genitals every time you drop your underwear. So, my advice to you is for you to avoid this habit of temporary flings with the opposite sex. Otherwise, you may wind up contracting this disease.

B) Maintain Proper Hygiene

Hygiene is a very powerful thing in anybody’s life. It is what defines part of who you are, and if you cannot maintain good hygiene or at least, keep neet, you are likely to contract this disease. But how? You see like I said, this disease is caused by a combination of multiple types of bacteria, and if you don’t do the regular cleaning of your body, especially the genitalia, you may find yourself and all your sexual partners with a probability of contracting the blue waffles disease. Because you will be carrying loads of bacteria.  So, if you want to stay safe, make sure you follow hygienic practices. You’ll have to make it your routine.

Cure?

Unfortunately, this disease cannot be cured of home. One may have to seek medical advice to have the thing removed. It may be unfortunate for it being a difficult thing to handle, but it’s not one of those that stick around forever.

So, Is It real?

Blue waffles disease is one that many people haven’t heard of, and some medical personnel has proven that it is a real disease but others haven’t come up with anything.  Now, it might or might not be real.

It could be real because some people have gone and said that they might be having the disease because probably their hygienic practices are very wanting and they have sex with different people daily. This could be discovered as blue waffles the doctor may have to commence treatment.

However, if the disease were real, we would need proof. We would need something to substantiate for the fact that the disease is real. We can disagree with the saying that it is real because we do not have solid facts that it is real. All we have is a bunch of drawn up images and scientific data. This cannot prove it to us. There needs to be living proof of the disease. Also, there are tons of people who are surrounded by an unclean environment, and they sleep around every single day. These people have never been shown to patients. We have never come across a story on the news showing a blue waffles patient, so we cannot say that it is real.

Then again, the disease is said to have been discovered by very few people, and even fewer scientists have been able to say that it is real. We also have scientists who cannot say for sure, but we have never had scientists saying that this disease is just but a hoax. Every scientist has had either a positive result or an undefined result but no negative result. Therefore, blue waffles are real.

Don’t trouble the trouble or trouble will trouble you.

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